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the fact that this even happens :thumbsup: #nannystateqldau

Legal STREET RACING on Route 66 !!!

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who is this guy?

or did you mean Dan Bilzerian?

A group of eight Venezuelan news reporters have stripped off in support of their country’s men’s football team.

News reporters bare all to support national football team.

The naked newscasters from Desnudando La Noticia, or Getting Naked News, wished the team good luck in the upcoming Copa America, which features the best teams in South America.

"While they leave their skin on the field...we made the decision of showing ours, for them," one of the ladies says.

And it's not the first time the naked news reporters have caused a stir.

In April, Yuvi Pallares did a two-minute strip-tease while reporting on Cristiano Ronaldo's love life.

Ronaldo’s rumoured fling with Playboy model Daniella Chavez apparently caused Pallares to bare all herself.

Yer I meant the Bilzerian guy.

And Slav. Golf is played in rain or shine. Just not when lightning lol golfers don't run for cover when it starts to drizzel like crickerters.

Get yourself a umbrella

Dan Bilzerian Reveals Scrawny Legs; Internet Reacts in Horror

Now that we know Dan Bilzerian is running for president, it's only fair that he should be subjected to the same vetting/public shaming process as every other candidate.

So we're ready to ask "Instagram's biggest playboy" tough questions: Where do you stand on the rise of ISIS and the various escalating conflicts in the Middle East? How do you respond to critics who say a man that throws porn stars off his roof is unfit to occupy the White House?

And most importantly: Do you even lift, bro?

Dan Bilzerian: Leg Day Photo

That's a photo of Blitz and some chicks and while you might think the entire Internet would focus on the boobs (as it's been doing since the early '90s), this time, the mysterious millions who actually comment on celebrity Instagram pics threw us a curveball by obsessing over Bilzerian's legs.

The above pic received tens of thousands of comments, the bulk of which seem to center around the fact that Bilzerian is clearly guilty of the most unforgivable bro-ffense known to bro-kind: skipping leg day!

(Highlights include: "Where yo legs at tho?" and "Homie you been skipping leg day for the last year!")

Bilzerian responded with his usual class and decorum, writing, "Yeah, I got skinny legs, but I got big dick, your GF don't mind."

Clearly, Bilzerian possesses the oratory skills of Lincoln, combined with LBJ's desire to whip his dong out in front of the entire world. Can we skip the election and name this guy president already?

RIP Sir Christopher Lee

Veteran actor Sir Christopher Lee, star of The Lord of the Rings films, The Wicker Man, The Man with the Golden Gun and the Star Wars prequels, has passed away at the age of 93.

The Telegraph reports he died in London’s Chelsea and Westminster Hospital on Sunday morning as a result of “respiratory problems”, having been receiving treatment there for the past three weeks.

He is survived by his wife Birgit Kroencke Lee and daughter Christina Erika Lee.

Yer I meant the Bilzerian guy.

And Slav. Golf is played in rain or shine. Just not when lightning lol golfers don't run for cover when it starts to drizzel like crickerters.

Get yourself a umbrella

have you seen the Candyman on ACA?

Bilzerian is the cloth from which the candyman is cut.

what a knob.
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(CNN)Jack King, who as a launch commentator for NASA was the voice of the Apollo 11 moon landing mission, died Thursday, the space agency said in a news release. He was 84.

"Jack King counted down the launch of Apollo 11 and all of us watching on television will never forget his calm, reassuring demeanor," said Kennedy Space Center Director Bob Cabana, a former space shuttle astronaut. "Jack was a true professional and helped us understand in common English the complexities of space flight. He was great at communicating what we do at NASA and he will be missed."

King, who was from the Boston area, came to NASA in 1960 after a stint as a space program reporter for The Associated Press. He was the agency's manager of press operations for 12 years coinciding with the boom of the space race, when the United States was determined to put a man on the moon by the end of the 1960s.
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Apollo 11 achieved that goal on July 20, 1969.

In an interview with "Spaceflight Now" in 2009, King recalled those years, which ranged from secret test flights to the Apollo missions, seen by hundreds of millions all over the planet.

"In Mercury, Gemini and Apollo, we had outstanding leadership and outstanding management," he said. John F. Kennedy's announcement that the United States would land a man on the moon before the end of the decade was a "big boost," he added.

"Everything started to fall into place," he said.

King's voice was widely recognized as the "voice of launch control" for every mission from Gemini 4 to Apollo 15.

"Jack helped establish the original systems to ensure the news media received timely and accurate information about both the early human flight programs and the unmanned missions," Hugh Harris, retired director of NASA Public Affairs at Kennedy, said in NASA's release.

But though Apollo 11 is the most celebrated of space missions, King's favorite Apollo mission was Apollo 4 in November 1967: the first launch of the mammoth Saturn V rocket, he told "Spaceflight Now."

"We had anticipated this giant rocket, but we didn't know what to expect along any means," he said.

Ten months earlier, the program had lost three astronauts in the Apollo 1 fire -- "the low point" of the space program, in King's words -- but the launch of the Saturn V gave NASA new enthusiasm.

"Everything clicked off beautifully. I counted it down fine ... and I saw this magnificent thing still sitting on the launch pad, bathing in fire. And finally it lifted off, and the sound hit us," he said. "When it hit us that particular time, the windows in the launch control center just started to rattle, and on top of that, it was a newly constructed building, and all this dust came down from the ceiling. I thought the whole damn place was going to come down on us."

King left NASA in 1975. He later worked for Occidental Petroleum's Armand Hammer and a public relations firm specializing in space and science. In 1997, he took a job with the United Space Alliance, a NASA space shuttle contractor.

After his retirement in 2010, he worked as a NASA public affairs volunteer, the agency said.

Just went to see my bros new house he bought.

I'm like "what number is it"?

He says "46".

Lol sprite commercial is just pathetic

just watched Run All Night.. probably one of Neeson's best movies i reckon..

Street Outlaws star AZN and the Dung Beetle hanging the fronts tires on Rt. 66 during the Small Town Weekend Street Drags in El Reno OK. Make sure and check out FarmTruck's reaction as the Bug drags the bumper. lol

it was done well.

S. African man with transplanted penis to become a father

Johannesburg (AFP) - A South African man who received the world's first successful penis transplant is to become a father just months after undergoing surgery, his doctor said Friday.

Urologist Andre van der Merwe, who led the team that performed the operation, told AFP that the 21-year-old's girlfriend was pregnant.

"He said that she is about four months pregnant. They are very happy with it and we also very happy," said Van der Merwe, who is based at Stellenbosch University.

"We are happy that there were no complications and his penis is functioning well," he said.

There was nothing preventing the patient from having children because his testicles, where sperm is produced, were not affected.

Van der Merwe has previously admitted surprise at the speed of the man's recovery of sexual function however, saying the original goal was that "he would be fully functional at two years".

The man, whose identity has not been revealed, received his new penis from an organ donor in a nine-hour operation on December 11 at Tygerberg Hospital in Cape Town.

His own penis had to be amputated three years earlier after a botched traditional circumcision.

The procedure, which often leads to disastrous infections and complications, is performed on boys and young men as a rite of passage to adulthood in some rural parts of South Africa.

"These young men don't have a penis so they have to sit to urinate, so the first objective is to make them be able to stand to urinate, like other men do," Van der Merwe told AFP.

"Secondly the objective is for them to have normal sexual intercourse if and when they want, so the second objective was met," he added.

"He's got a normal sensual penis. His sensation has recovered 100 percent at this stage, and he has got normal erections and he is sexually active.

"We can say that the third objective -- to conceive a baby, or for him to be able to conceive with his partner -- has (also) been met."

Van der Merwe said he had not examined the man's partner but had no reason to disbelieve that he had impregnated her as he was a "stable young man" and had been in a relationship with the woman for a number of years.

He said his team had been inundated with requests from men who have had similar amputations but could not take everyone.

"Right now we have about nine people on our programme," he said, pointing out that finding penis donors would be one of the challenges, as with any other organ.

"I don't think it would be easy but I believe people will now come forward because of this positive case," he said.