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What's It Like Living With Two Penises?

A man claiming to have two penises has released a tell-all memoir about living with the rare medical condition, Diphallia. And we're guessing it's not your everyday coffee table read.

The guy, who goes under the alias of DoubleDickDude, started a thread on Reddit a year ago entitled: "I am the guy with two penises. AMA (ask me anything)".

He also posted images as proof of his condition, which are NSFW.

Since his post went viral on Reddit, Mr DDD - who is also known as Diphallic Dude - wrote a memoir which explains the ins and outs of the multiple penis medical condition that he was born with.

Diphallia is a rare congenital condition that causes a baby boy to be born with two sex organs.

In the introduction to his book he writes: "Most cases of diphallia are pretty damn brutal (I'm talking life threatening okay?). A lot of boys don't live long after birth.

"Without getting technical it really jacks up the body. Spina bifida and a handful of other nasty conditions usually accompany diphallia. The most minor cases give the baby boy a duplicate penis that may or may not work."

The 45-year-old man, who is believed to be American, was born with two fully functioning penises. Doctors told his mother that they could remove the duplicate penis, however his mother was worried about the surgery and so opted not to.

He writes: "Since my penises were both fully formed and functional my parents decided to 'leave things be'."

In the opening to his memoir, he talks about growing up with the condition, trying to keep it under wraps and losing his virginity. He also sets the record straight in regards to his penis usage, and says that they are both able to achieve erection and climax. He can also urinate and ejaculate simultaneously.

The man, who has two 10-inch uncircumcised penises, is openly bisexual and claims to have slept with more than 1,000 men and women.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, he revealed the varying reactions that he's had to his 'pair': "A girl thought it was a prosthetic and went to pull one of them off and realised it was real. She started shrieking with laughter and almost hyperventilated."

"The most upsetting was a girl I actually dated seriously after I got over all the one-night stands. We'd dated for about three months with just kissing and cuddling. She finally was 'ready' and I put it off for about another month.

"When it came down to it, I told her that I was built different than most guys and she said she didn't care. I revealed them to her and she definitely cared. She told me to get out and ended the relationship. It still stings when I think about it."

But DDD didn't let this stop him from sharing his story. He is now the author of a #1 ranking book on Amazon.

Intrigued? His book, Double Header: My Life With Two Penises can be purchased on Amazon.

readers of reddit will be up to date on this i'm sure, however for the rest of you/us here's a good lol. suitably trashy, one must be informed after all....

http://www.msn.com/en-au/health/medical/wh...ises/ar-BBhrwpv

So what's

this,you trying to give me nightmares now?

Quick Doc I need an antidote! !

Fox orders a Minority Report television pilot

Good news for those who desperately wanted Minority Report to become a TV series. Deadline reports that Fox has greenlit a pilot for the program, which could ultimately lead to a full series order. Fox bought the project, which picks up 10 years after the events of the 2002 film, back in September. It's being written and produced by Max Borenstein, who wrote last year's blockbuster Godzilla, and Steven Spielberg's Amblin Television, which has done shows like Showtime's The Borgias and TNT's Falling Skies.

There's no news yet on who the potential cast will be. The 2002 film starred Tom Cruise as a rogue member of a special "precrime" police unit in charge of preventing murders by looking into the future. The film, which was based on a Philip K. Dick novel, turned out to be surprisingly accurate at predicting our own future, from drones and gesture-based computing, to personalized advertising.

Can't sleep.

clowns will eat me!

a non-proper but still good quality version of this movie, John Wick - Keanu Reeves, William Defoe movie is out. Also available Fury proper.

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these ones?

Lifeline Brisbane Bookfest 17 - 26 January 2015

Where: Brisbane Convention & Exhibition Centre, Merivale St, South Brisbane.
When: January 17 to January 26, 2015

Time: Doors open 8:30am to 7:00pm (weekends)
10:00am to 6:00pm (weekdays)

Free Entry! It's the largest second-hand book sale event in the world and an experience not to be missed.

CASH AND EFTPOS AVAILABLE.

Might put Rex up for sale soon. feel like a change.

has anyone used Uber, either as a passenger or driver? curious to know / get feedback on the app.

I've not used it, the cab industry is screaming itself to death over it though.
I'm 5'8", 120kg and look like a derro but if I get into an Uber car I'll get bum raped. Apparently.

not sure yet.

something n/a

not sure yet.

something n/a

has anyone used Uber, either as a passenger or driver? curious to know / get feedback on the app.

Wow!
The Workshop ute Vash,suppose you learned

to drive in it?

So if grunt is not doing it for you anymore,I'm wondering if you're thinking more along the lines of luxury, as in bells and whistles.
Edit:I will stick my neck out, add to that,and say Mercedes, maybe BMW,or at the lower end of the market,something

Korean