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Post #1 post 25th May 2010 - 07:10 PM
Seeing as there is a Hot cars spotted thread, and noticing the occasional hot car has been spotted driving like a box, I thought, what better than to just name and shame shit drivings skills you have noticed on the roads.

I'll start off:

Car: Blue N15 Pulsar
Plates: DRN15
Time, Place, Doing: around 9.30am, gateway motorway, northbound. dude, where did you buy your licence? weaving between lanes, doing 30+km/h over the speed limit, then backing right down to 20km/h under. i stayed in the same lane the whole time, at the speed limit, and you never seemed to get any further ahead of me whilst driving like an absolute fuckstick. might have something to do with the retarded hat you were wearing.

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nferno
Post #2

QUOTE (CALIbrated @ May 26 2010, 01:10 PM) *
weaving between lanes, doing 30+km/h over the speed limit, then backing right down to 20km/h under. i stayed in the same lane the whole time, at the speed limit, and you never seemed to get any further ahead of me whilst driving like an absolute fuckstick. might have something to do with the retarded hat you were wearing.

Im doing the same thing on a regular basis at the moment. Purely because i am driving around in a car with NSW plates. Just to my bit to give them all a bad name.

socal
Post #3

QUOTE (nferno @ May 26 2010, 01:18 PM) *
Im doing the same thing on a regular basis at the moment. Purely because i am driving around in a car with NSW plates. Just to my bit to give them all a bad name.


i commend you sir :)

Gagginforit
Post #4

Car:- Samoan tour bus ( torago)
Where:- Gowan rd, Calamvale
Plates:- ?
Time, place,doing:- 7:30 on the way to work, doing fucking 35k's in a 60 or 70 zone. PULL the fuck over if you have no idea what you are doing im trying to get to work!

PSYFiRE
Post #5

basicly everybody in sunnybank.

i actually enjoy driving in browns planes- bogans drive fast :)

Don't be hating on people that drive like dickheads on the motorway- they are your canaries

broadie_69
Post #6

Yesterday i was driving in surfers an this really shits me that people do this, this fuucktard in a removelest truck just comes flying out without giving way an completly takes of the bonnot of the car infront of me, there were four people in that car they were like oh shit, if the removelest truck keped driving i wa sso keen to chase the @#$! down, but i was lucky i was 5 seconds ahead otherwise i woulda bee nfucked, especially in a low car like mine, people in big cars need to take more care, especially ladys that drive big 4wds in the city, its a joke i swere

PyrotiX
Post #7

I must admit, I often zig zag between traffic on the highway. That is because most of you morons sit exactly on or under 100km/hr. I have NO problems if you do this in the left lane, but when you do it side by side in the right hand lane.. you can expect some resistance.

I've been driving about Sydney these past few days (land of the shit driver), but to my astonishment they can actually manage to stay out of the far right hand lane unless they are overtaking.

CALIbrated
Post #8

QUOTE (broadie_69 @ May 26 2010, 01:36 PM) *
Yesterday i was driving in surfers an this really shits me that people do this, this fuucktard in a removelest truck just comes flying out without giving way an completly takes of the bonnot of the car infront of me, there were four people in that car they were like oh shit, if the removelest truck keped driving i wa sso keen to chase the @#$! down, but i was lucky i was 5 seconds ahead otherwise i woulda bee nfucked, especially in a low car like mine, people in big cars need to take more care, especially ladys that drive big 4wds in the city, its a joke i swere

please go away. every time you post i get a headache.

s13viper
Post #9

Where :M1
When :tuesday night 6:30pm

On the way home from the lab. I saw a old clapped out shitheap of a falcon. The driver who stopped DEAD on the highway, then sped up to about 120, then whipped out a green laser pointer and shone it in peoples mirror's, including mine.

What a idiot, could have killed people

broadie_69
Post #10

why its no diffrent to msn, or txting its just a fourm who cares if everything is spelled right, il try an work on my grammer tho,

astorey
Post #11

QUOTE (PyrotiX @ May 26 2010, 01:38 PM) *
I must admit, I often zig zag between traffic on the highway. That is because most of you morons sit exactly on or under 100km/hr. I have NO problems if you do this in the left lane, but when you do it side by side in the right hand lane.. you can expect some resistance.

I've been driving about Sydney these past few days (land of the shit driver), but to my astonishment they can actually manage to stay out of the far right hand lane unless they are overtaking.

Fucking this, i just started driving on the m1 in peakhour and even on the on ramps when people do 80km/h the second the bumps are gone stopping you from merging i go to the outside lanes so i don't get stuck behind the people doing 100kmh.

zacy-g
Post #12

love this thread, can see some very humuorous discussions in here.

b.t.h
Post #13

Just chill.

Aljet
Post #14

Car: Many
Plates: New South Wales
Time/Place: Anytime, anywhere in QLD.

show.it.off
Post #15

QUOTE (CALIbrated @ May 26 2010, 01:10 PM) *
Seeing as there is a Hot cars spotted thread, and noticing the occasional hot car has been spotted driving like a box, I thought, what better than to just name and shame shit drivings skills you have noticed on the roads.

I'll start off:

Car: Blue N15 Pulsar
Plates: DRN15
Time, Place, Doing: around 9.30am, gateway motorway, northbound. dude, where did you buy your licence? weaving between lanes, doing 30+km/h over the speed limit, then backing right down to 20km/h under. i stayed in the same lane the whole time, at the speed limit, and you never seemed to get any further ahead of me whilst driving like an absolute fuckstick. might have something to do with the retarded hat you were wearing.


Iv seen this guy in ipswich. He has no idea.
Lol

fingerbanger
Post #16

Car..Camry taxi
Where..Mainly southside/city it would seem.
Time..All the fucking time.

Fucking Indian (yeah i went there) taxi drivers not shoulder checking!!! I swear their fucking heads are bolted on because they don't fucking look while changing lanes!!!

rolladrifta09
Post #17

QUOTE (fingerbanger @ May 26 2010, 02:55 PM) *
Car..Camry taxi
Where..Mainly southside/city it would seem.
Time..All the fucking time.

Fucking Indian (yeah i went there) taxi drivers not shoulder checking!!! I swear their fucking heads are bolted on because they don't fucking look while changing lanes!!!

yes they cant drive for shit.....cant they get a job with telstra or somehthing and clean up our fucken roads

yumcha33
Post #18

Where: Everywhere

When: All the time

Every f@#$ing taxi driver that stops in the middle of the road without indicating and thinks its ok!

Also that intersection of Haig road and Torwood street in Milton, endless people who don't know how to look both ways at an intersection and pull out in front of you!

shervin92
Post #19

QUOTE (b.t.h @ May 26 2010, 02:15 PM) *
Just chill.

Listen to the Beats i Spill :P

S2krazie
Post #20

The Fucking FD2 Civic that decided to stop traffic, and start reversing back along Margaret street in the CBD 10 minutes ago. Way to go fuckface!!!!!!

051AMU
Post #21

Where: Everywhere

When: All the time

Bus drivers who over-use the give way to buses rule..

They dont check their mirrors just cruise out and often if i end up gettin cut off by a bus there is no one behind me so why couldn't he just let me past instead of cuttin me off!? fuckin hate,no despise bus drivers!!

yda55
Post #22

i drive a truck daily and its cars that jump in front of u and f**k up ur braking distance. Just think before u pull in front of a truck please :P and yes there are truck drivers that just pull out in front of cars unfortunitly all motor vehicle types have wankers. My rant lols

alex89
Post #23

where: every intersectio
when: all the time
who:ppl who go slow off the lights in the slip lane and to just have enough room for themselves too get infront and sit below the speed limit.....
oh and p platers too they annoy me hehe :P

Joey92
Post #24

what is the go with this new craze of entering highways/motorways/100 zones at 60-70?
i love it when i go to merge onto the highway behind slow people and theres a semi trailer or something in the left lane doing 30-40km/h faster than i.

if you are one of these people, can you please match the highway speed before merging... thats why the on-ramps are so long!
soon enough someone is going to get rear ended by another distracted driver who doesnt realise you're travelling at 60 on the highway.

WOSSiiE
Post #25

Car: FUcken Brisbane City Council Bus
Plates: Everyone of them
Time, Place, Doing: Everywhere pulling out on people when clearly the person doesnt have enough time to respond and stop or slow down, or fucken merging into lanes without Fucken Looking

Fuck You Bus Drivers

s13viper
Post #26

QUOTE (Joey92 @ May 26 2010, 05:14 PM) *
what is the go with this new craze of entering highways/motorways/100 zones at 60-70?
i love it when i go to merge onto the highway behind slow people and theres a semi trailer or something in the left lane doing 30-40km/h faster than i.

if you are one of these people, can you please match the highway speed before merging... thats why the on-ramps are so long!
soon enough someone is going to get rear ended by another distracted driver who doesnt realise you're travelling at 60 on the highway.


a pet hate of mine as well

The on ramps are long enough for any car to reach 100

Joey92
Post #27

QUOTE (s13viper @ May 26 2010, 05:25 PM) *
a pet hate of mine as well

The on ramps are long enough for any car to reach 100


my old 1.3L 47kw festiva could still get to 100 on the shorter on-ramps, so there is really no need for ANYBODY to be doing less than 100...

Akshunhiro
Post #28

QUOTE (Joey92 @ May 26 2010, 05:14 PM) *
what is the go with this new craze of entering highways/motorways/100 zones at 60-70?
i love it when i go to merge onto the highway behind slow people and theres a semi trailer or something in the left lane doing 30-40km/h faster than i.

if you are one of these people, can you please match the highway speed before merging... thats why the on-ramps are so long!
soon enough someone is going to get rear ended by another distracted driver who doesnt realise you're travelling at 60 on the highway.
QUOTE (s13viper @ May 26 2010, 05:25 PM) *
a pet hate of mine as well

The on ramps are long enough for any car to reach 100

I've had people stop where you merge. Plenty of times. Laying on the horn just doesn't satisfy the rage.

S2krazie
Post #29

QUOTE (Akshunhiro @ May 26 2010, 05:32 PM) *
I've had people stop where you merge. Plenty of times. Laying on the horn just doesn't satisfy the rage.


That happened to my old man opposite hte IKEA on ramp.

Lil ol lady just stopped.......... my old man was looking back for where to merge with the traffic, and BANG hit her and shoved her into the ditch. Then he was hit by the car behind, who was also hit by the car behind them......

ON TOPIC:

Old people.

If you're older than 60, you're no longer allowed to drive. Vote 1 S2krazie: QLD Transport President.

Ralli
Post #30

any driver with interstate number plates seem to not know how to drive ...

rolladrifta09
Post #31

QUOTE (yda55 @ May 26 2010, 05:05 PM) *
i drive a truck daily and its cars that jump in front of u and f**k up ur braking distance. Just think before u pull in front of a truck please :P and yes there are truck drivers that just pull out in front of cars unfortunitly all motor vehicle types have wankers. My rant lols

very fucken true mate if only all car drivers had a fucken brain

Chunk
Post #32

Whats long, black, hard, and fucks Queenslanders?

Highways!



I swear you @#$!s have no concept of: Merging, Indicating, Passing an incident without rubbernecking, Blind spot checking, Staying in the left hand lane, Keeping to the speed limit, etc etc etc etc etc

Dann_m
Post #33

QUOTE
Old people.

If you're older than 60, you're no longer allowed to drive. Vote 1 S2krazie: QLD Transport President


+1 Vote from Dann_m,

anyways,

When: Rarely but it happens

where: Mostly busy roads

who: The small proportion of other p platers that are fucken useless. drive slow as fuck and dont indicate changing lanes and going through round abouts.

Thats my 2 cents :P

haro1jz
Post #34

Evo 8/9 - with some EVO095 or something style number plate tailgating me (1 m) when i was riding my motorbike in the left lane about to exit the centenary freeway a couple of days ago.

you sir are a chump - i would love to headbutt you with my helmet on.

Inferno - you dont drive an old school laser with spotties and gay stickers all over it do you? Geeez i hope you were not the flog bag who zig zagged all down milton road and then sat on my ass on the centenary freeway when i was driving my misso's silver barina... I brake checked that fuker nicely. He got me back real good with his bright spotties flashing at me *cough cough* oh and his fat ugly missus giving me the finger as they rolled past was pretty tough also. :P

tavomagoo
Post #35

QUOTE (PSYFiRE @ May 26 2010, 01:26 PM) *
i actually enjoy driving in browns planes- bogans drive fast :)



hahaha :P

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