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doesn't take long to copy and paste kat

1st October 2007 - 12:06 PM  Reply  Quote

whats going on adam (vh-holden)? i thought i'd better get on here and see whats happening.

1st October 2007 - 12:06 PM  Reply  Quote

whats going on adam (vh-holden)? i thought i'd better get on here and see whats happening.

1st October 2007 - 12:06 PM  Reply  Quote

Joe doesn't even know where his Avatar came from I know where all the good ones are.

1st October 2007 - 12:06 PM  Reply  Quote

if i found bouncy ones that would be copying joe and why would i wanna do that? i like my boobies


chris i meant reading the emails in the first place

1st October 2007 - 12:06 PM  Reply  Quote

echo echo?

I like boobies to

1st October 2007 - 12:07 PM  Reply  Quote

once will do. N00B!!!

1st October 2007 - 12:07 PM  Reply  Quote

omg L2Forumzor!!!!1111oneone111elevenelevenONE111!!! nubsauce

pew pew

1st October 2007 - 12:09 PM  Reply  Quote

Tis the way of the internet/spam emails, people send, other people forward tis the way of life for us E-warriors

1st October 2007 - 12:11 PM  Reply  Quote

bite me mofo. i'm still learning. noobs are smart. leave us alone. LOL

1st October 2007 - 12:12 PM  Reply  Quote

And I used to get told I was a try hard for posting pics of chicks tits and stuff

1st October 2007 - 12:15 PM  Reply  Quote

n00b$ $(\/)@rt?

ish dont fink so

tis ok young padiwan, you are forgiven

1st October 2007 - 12:15 PM  Reply  Quote

find it then bout time you gave me somethin to look at seeing as i gave you that wonderful website the other day

1. The Oregon Trial starts in Missouri, ends in Oregon, and is about 2,000 miles long.

2. Wild Pandas are found only in China.

3. Mt. Everest is the highest mountain in the world and is 29,028 feet above sea level.

4. The Himalayas are home to the top five highest mountains in the world.

5. Elvis Presley’s middle name is Aron.

6. There are five Canadian provinces and each has its own capitol.

7. A porcupine has 30,000 quills.

8. 10.9 percent of households did not have a vehicle in the year 2000.

9. Before Jerry Springer had a hit television show he was the mayor of Cincinnati.

10. There have been three U.S. presidents with the first name George.

11. Mr. Clean was on the list of sexiest men alive in 1998.

12. The world’s smallest fish is the Goby.

13. Titan is the only known moon in the solar system to have an atmosphere.

14. Ford Motor Company was founded in 1903.

15. Jodie Foster stared in Coppertone suntan lotion commercials as a three-year-old.

16. In 1964 Cadillac offered the first fully automatic air-conditioned car.

17. Nomar Garciaparra is the only player to hit three homeruns on his birthday in major league history.

18. Quasars are believed to be stars, but may actually be distant galaxies.

19. Disneyland was opened in California on July 18, 1955.

20. Audrey Hepburn’s first starring role was in Roman Holidays.

21. Whoopi Goldberg’s birth name is Caryn Johnson.

22. Giant pandas can eat up to 83 pounds of bamboo per day.

23. The first roller coaster was built in 1884.

24. The famous Louisiana Purchase cost the U.S. 11.25 million dollars for 800,000 square miles of land.

25. John H. Glenn Jr. was the oldest astronaut to go into space; he was 77.

26. The sun is composed of 99 percent hydrogen and helium.

27. United Artists was founded by Charlie Chaplin, D.W. Griffith, Mary Pickford, and Douglas Fairbanks.

28. Benjamin Franklin was Americas first Postmaster General.

29. Waylon Jennings was not only the narrator of the Dukes of Hazzard, but also sang the theme song.

30. The U.S. Library of Congress is the world’s largest library.

31. Laverne from Laverne and Shirley had a favorite drink of milk and Pepsi.

32. Fiji used whales teeth as money up until the late nineteenth century.

33. Andrew Jackson was the only American president to have once been a prisoner of war.

34. Mt. Washington has the world’s windiest weather. It has an average wind speed of 35.2 miles per hour with gusts up to 231 miles per hour.

35. There are 23 U.S. states on seacoasts.

36. Ronald Reagan hosted Death Valley Days before his presidency.

37.Lake Superior is the deepest of the Great Lakes.

38.Mt. Everest was named after Sir George Everest.

39. New Zealand was the first nation to grant women the right to vote.

40.The Amazon River is 4,000 miles long.

41.The Pillsbury Doughboy was first introduced in 1965.

42. Death Valley averages only 1 and a half inches of rain a year.

43. Tobacco was first gown in America.

44. The popular Casablanca is based on the play Everybody Comes to Rick’s.

45. Dragonflies can fly up to 30 miles per hour.

46. Earmuffs were invented by Chester Greenwood.

47. Ralph Bunche was the first African American to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

48. New Mexico’s official state bird is the roadrunner.

49.The first flight by the Wright brothers lasted only twelve seconds.

50. The longest river in Europe is the Volga River.

1st October 2007 - 12:19 PM  Reply  Quote

fanks pure. i'll remember that.

1st October 2007 - 12:19 PM  Reply  Quote

UMMMMMMMMMMM there is a Random facts thread already sheesh

1st October 2007 - 12:20 PM  Reply  Quote

tis along the same lines as your link kat. so in actual fact eh link is for lars so i'll just send it to him

1st October 2007 - 12:23 PM  Reply  Quote

your lazy man. but good theroy.

1st October 2007 - 12:28 PM  Reply  Quote

Recently I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. –
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice my mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post box when I take out the garbage, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table and see that there is only
one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push
the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye---they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be
looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit spills on the
floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and
wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water
there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book
I can't find the remote
I can't find my glasses
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was Busy all day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my email.

Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh---if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL AND LAUGHING
AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC

1st October 2007 - 12:28 PM  Reply  Quote

Sorry Kat but for you not saying good morning I will have to say Chris's are betterer

1st October 2007 - 12:35 PM  Reply  Quote

oh god are you a child! Good morning, now afternoon stephen



Basic Guide To Aussie Life
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind.

1st October 2007 - 12:38 PM  Reply  Quote

MORE THAN FIFTY WAYS TO GET RID OF BLIND DATES
(and other social catastrophes)

1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as
to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the
waiter, who reaches for it.

2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the
restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.

3. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

4. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their
reactions.

5. Repeat every third third word you say say.

6. Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for
your high school yearbook.

7. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.

8. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.

9. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know
what they are talking about.

10. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms
outstretched, and make airplane sounds.

11. Order a bucket of lard.

12. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well
in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

13. Howl and whistle at womens' legs, especially if you are
female.

14. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.

15. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date
begins talking about themselves.

16. Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.

17. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live
food.

18. Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from
their plate than they do.

19. Drool.

20. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and
spray crumbs.

21. Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed
in front of you.

22. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head
waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different
part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date
finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took you so
long in the restroom?!?"

23. Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to
you.

24. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their
plates.

25. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep
bringing the subject up.

26. Ask your date how much money they have with them.

27. Order for your date. Order something nasty.

28. Communicate in mime the entire evening.

29. Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a seat away from the
windows, where you have a you have a good view of all exits,
and where you can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.

30. Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.

31. Hum. Loudly. In monotone.

32. Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and
pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements... i.e
anything on the table that isn't bolted down.

33. Hold a debate. Take both sides.

34. Undress your date verbally. Use a bullhorn.

35. Auction your date off for silverware.

36. Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.

37. Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings
your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the
waiter for the potato you "never got". When the waiter
returns with another potato for you, have the first one back
up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.

38. Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons or comments.

39. Get your date drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on
tape, and use good judgement in editing to twist their words
around.

40. Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.

41. Speak in pig latin throughout the meal (Or ubber-dubber
language, or just nonsense).

42. Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to
the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one
of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.

43. If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the
menu. Take one bite.

44. Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up
and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.

45. Save the bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking
them home to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a
lot cheaper than actually feeding her.

46. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.

47. Take a thermos along, and hide it under the table. Order
coffee, and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage
of the free refills.

48. Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In
a simliar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on
the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.

49. Accuse your date of espionage.

50. Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults.

51. Don't use any verbs during the entire meal.

52. Pass the hat in the restaurant. Use the proceeds (if any) to
pay the bill.

53. Break wind loudly. Add color commentary. Bow.

54. Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you've brought along.

55. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.

1st October 2007 - 12:40 PM  Reply  Quote

tying the dog to the bike is awesome. i used to walk the dog by just hanging onto the lead and my handle bars. it wasn't too unstable. tying it under the seat is much betterer though. the centre of gravity is improved, and unless it is a huge strong dog, they don't pull you over. you need to make sure the lead is short enough to keep the dogs head just behind the front of the front wheel. i had it too long once and she managed to run across in front of me.

they also learn pretty quickly not to get too close to the wheel.

1st October 2007 - 12:42 PM  Reply  Quote

Good to see people are picking up megs slack

Shall we try get a lunch happening some time soon, I want an excuse to go to Ten for lunch lol

1st October 2007 - 12:43 PM  Reply  Quote

I think the child is refering to us Chris.

1st October 2007 - 12:44 PM  Reply  Quote

I love it keep it coming Chris, you are stopping me from doing ANY work

1st October 2007 - 12:45 PM  Reply  Quote

this week is bad for me. got too much shit on....will pencil it in for 3 weeks away though

1st October 2007 - 12:45 PM  Reply  Quote

friday lunch anyone?

1st October 2007 - 12:45 PM  Reply  Quote