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incubus
Post #281

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 10:40 AM) [snapback]1281486989[/snapback]

are you talking to me again whore?? dry.gif


no. wouldn't call you a biatch....
was talking to that other biatch. bloody noobs
gemzu
Post #282

Chris and Kat argue like an old married couple - tis true

djbeam666
Post #283

well i dont blame him for waisting his time. it's not like his job is enjoyable.

Pure-SX
Post #284

Where is teh love?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MORNING KAT!!!

kittykat12
Post #285

QUOTE(incubus @ Oct 1 2007, 10:42 AM) [snapback]1281486996[/snapback]

no. wouldn't call you a biatch....
was talking to that other biatch. bloody noobs


wouldnt call me a biatch ay dry.gif
wonder what you would call me instead, an extremely nice and wonderful person biggrin.gif

djbeam666
Post #286

just coz its taken me some time to get here.

RIPHSV
Post #287

love wots that?

gemzu
Post #288

QUOTE(RIPHSV @ Oct 1 2007, 11:15 AM) [snapback]1281487009[/snapback]

love wots that?


What you and Joe have is Love - so beautiful! drool.gif cool.gif bowrofl.gif

djbeam666
Post #289

love is nothing, its just a four letter word

RIPHSV
Post #290

zactly
Pure-SX
Post #291

Love is like a box of chocolates biggrin.gif

I SAID MORNING KAT lol

gemzu
Post #292

QUOTE(djbeam666 @ Oct 1 2007, 11:19 AM) [snapback]1281487019[/snapback]

love is nothing, its just a four letter word

cynical much
It'll be really great when my posts appear dry.gif

djbeam666
Post #293

how does that work pure?

incubus
Post #294

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 10:44 AM) [snapback]1281487005[/snapback]

wouldnt call me a biatch ay dry.gif
wonder what you would call me instead, an extremely nice and wonderful person biggrin.gif

exactly

QUOTE(djbeam666 @ Oct 1 2007, 10:45 AM) [snapback]1281487008[/snapback]

just coz its taken me some time to get here.

well you are a little slower than the rest of us

QUOTE(RIPHSV @ Oct 1 2007, 10:45 AM) [snapback]1281487009[/snapback]

love wots that?


it's what you say to her as you blow a wad on her face "i love you babe" *splat*

djbeam666
Post #295

chris your off your guts....

incubus
Post #296

I'm glad I'm a Man because:
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real..... Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
38. You understand why The Three Stooges are funny.
39. You know stuff about tanks.
40. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
41. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
42. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
43. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
44. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
45. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
46. Movie nudity is always female.
47. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
48. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
49. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
50. You can kill your own food.
51. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
52. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
53. You never have to clean a toilet.
54. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
55. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
56. You don't have to shave below your neck.
57. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
58. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
59. You can write your name in the snow.
60. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
61. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
62. Chocolate is just another snack.
63. You can be president. (In this lifetime.)
64. Flowers fix everything.
65. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
66. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
67. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
68. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
69. Foreplay is optional.
70. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
71. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
72. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
73. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
74. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.
75. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
76. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
77. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too sleezy
78. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
79. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
80. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
81. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
82. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
83. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
84. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
85. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
86. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
87. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
88. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
89. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
90. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
91. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
92. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not funny.
93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
94. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
95. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
96. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
97. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
98. There's always a game on somewhere
kittykat12
Post #297

what chris being nice to me what is the world coming to?? ohnoes.gif

incubus
Post #298

MEN
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was
found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days
that started with the letter "T" . . .

Example of those days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday and
Thunday


QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 11:12 AM) [snapback]1281487107[/snapback]

what chris being nice to me what is the world coming to?? ohnoes.gif


i'm always nice to you fool.
your D/L from friday nite is in ya skid lid on the back seat ready for the next meeting too

djbeam666
Post #299

chris you have way to much time on your hands. and you also need to get out more.

incubus
Post #300

QUOTE(djbeam666 @ Oct 1 2007, 11:15 AM) [snapback]1281487121[/snapback]

chris you have way to much time on your hands. and you also need to get out more.

emails FTW!!


Ten Things men know for sure about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts
Pure-SX
Post #301

haha

incubus
Post #302

Advanced Training Courses For Women

1. Silence, the Final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You don't need new shoes daily.
4. Parties: Going out without new outfits.
5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until
after the game.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is His.
8. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you...
9. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking
11. Communications Skills III: Getting what you want, without nagging
12. Driving a car safely; A skill you can acquire
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
14. Telephone Skills: How to hang up
15. Introduction to parking
16. Advanced parking: Reversing into a space
17. Overcoming anal-retentive behavior: Leaving the towels on the floor
18. Water retention: fact or fat?
19. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs & butter
20. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu aren't for human consumption
21. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets on other people
22. Compliments; Accepting them gracefully
23. PMS; Your problem...Not his
24. Dancing; Why men don't want to
25. Sex; It's for married couples too
26. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
27. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice
28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
29. Ballet: for women only
30. Oil & Petrol: Your car needs both
31. Learning to go in public toilets
32. Appreciating the humor of the three stooges
33. "Do these jeans make my ass look big?" - Why men lie
34. TV Remotes: For men only."
Pure-SX
Post #303

what is your job description chris?

gemzu
Post #304

QUOTE(incubus @ Oct 1 2007, 09:59 AM) [snapback]1281486815[/snapback]

get a life ppl. that is all
oh and if anyone on here owns a tan coloured staffy looking thing.... it's gonna fucking die if it gets into my yard again. you will how ever be able to collect it from the traffic lights at leanyer shops and feel free to keep the rope i'm gonna hang it with


Says he only posting dumb jokes dry.gif

kittykat12
Post #305

QUOTE(incubus @ Oct 1 2007, 11:15 AM) [snapback]1281487112[/snapback]

i'm always nice to you fool.
your D/L from friday nite is in ya skid lid on the back seat ready for the next meeting too


In your own special way tongue.gif

Sweet facesjump.gif

vh-holden
Post #306

i metted djbeam666 on saturday.

zacowacko
Post #307

QUOTE(incubus @ Oct 1 2007, 11:18 AM) [snapback]1281487125[/snapback]

emails FTW!!
Ten Things men know for sure about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts

thumbsup.gif

incubus
Post #308

WORDS WOMEN USE:


FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.

NOTHING - This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a
woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a
few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean
that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
stay content.

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow".

PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Pure-SX
Post #309

How was it? Did you guys "click"? tongue.gif

incubus
Post #310

QUOTE(Pure-SX @ Oct 1 2007, 11:24 AM) [snapback]1281487146[/snapback]

what is your job description chris?


your reading it on here

Pure-SX
Post #311

Kat I like, I mean LIKE LIKE your avatar tongue.gif

incubus
Post #312

WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed
in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water,
12% said it was to go the toilet,
83% said it was to go home.

THE PERFECT BREAKFAST . . .as a man sees it...
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the
box of Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And
your wife is on the back of the milk carton
Pure-SX
Post #313

hahahahaha

kittykat12
Post #314

it still aint as good as joe's.


Chris you have waaaay to much time on your hands

Pure-SX
Post #315

If they were bouncy ones they would be better maybe

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